Can't get over the Obama fever? Admiring the president's smart head too much? Well this hilarious vibrator is for you, and all the horny, perv fans of the president.Aside from pleasuring your holes with this vibrator, it can also guarantee that you will laugh your arse off,with packaging features endorsements from W Bush, Cheney, Palin and McCain. Bush: I bought two. Emission accomplished! Cheney: I've had one stuck in me since '82. THE perfect gag gift for your friends on either side of the aisle. :P

*"Chateau Blanc" features a fully enclosed wine bottle look which decorates your bed room as a vintage collection.The vibration massager is 4.6 "long including hand grip and 1.1" at its effective area. *"Chateau Blanc" features dual digitally-controlled motors with 10 vibration modes. *"Chateau Blanc" uses high capacity rechargeable battery including USB charging terminal. *All materials are body safe, including phthalate-free medical-grade silicone and PC-ABS.($92.07)  (Link)

 This lipstick looking  vibrator comes with a soft rubbery tip and silky smooth case. Now you don't need to worry about being embarrassed if ever someone discover your vibrator stash lols. ($19.54) (Link)


Wanna wear a vibrator on your neck that you can bring anywhere? Well this one is for you, uniquely powerful Bullet- 3- Speeds + 2- Variable vibrations. Velvety Soft coated style. Pendant chain included. ($23.43) (Link)

  OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod ipod massager to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 7 1/2" long (5 1/2" insertable) and 1" in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! The motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory! Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body truly "come" together. The range and intensity of the vibrations are endless, creating a dynamically sensational experience never felt before! ($57.75) (Link)

Ammunition for Lovers...Take aim and fire with the Worlds most powerful micro vibe. Pin point accurate stimulation at the press of a button. ($15.62) (Link)


Give powder-breaks a whole new meaning with this stylish vibrating make-up brush! The Mini-Max doubles as a discreet massager and hides easily in your purse or make-up bag. Choose a speed that's right for you and let the quiet vibrations and soft bristles seduce you. Great for your afternoon commute, bathroom breaks, or solo play at home or in the office. Try it in the shower and everyone will be wondering why you take so long to get ready! ($9.37) (Link)

Fun, discreet, quiet, wireless, and powerful ticklers attach with dual magnets to your favorite outfit anywhere vibrations are desired.($11.33) (Link)

Writing can never feel any better with this vibrating faux pen. Beautiful, powerful, waterproof, vibrating faux pen with discreet pen gift box. ($17.89) (Link)



Nothing can disguise a vibrator any better than your own undies.Wireless, discreet, waterproof, sleek, removable micro-orb slides easily into a snug pouch. The Zebra print g-string panty is made of soft washable cotton with stretch to fit lycra back. It feels perfect but don't be too spoiled coz' you might not want to change undies again lols. ($22.18) (Link)


You will really see stars after using this cutesy wireless vibrator!Innovative, discreet, quiet wireless Silicone tickler attaches with dual magnetics to most garments anywhere vibrations are desired. A celestial journey ahead... ($10.47) (Link)


The juiciest way to masturbate!Waterproof, vibrating pear with cord can be used in and out of the tub or shower!($8.87) (Link)


Dolls aren't just for kids anymore! Sweet, charming, and secretly sexy, this discreet vibrator is modeled after Japan's popular Kokeshi style doll, enabling it to blend in with everyday knick knacks! Waterproof design means that the Kokeshi vibrator can also join you in the tub or shower for aquatic exploration. (This vibe also floats so it's always nearby!) With three powerful speeds available at the touch of a button, you can enjoy you favorite speed of shivers as they travel through the smooth plastic curves.($23.43) (Link)

Tired of dating closet queens? Try this new gaydar keychain, just aim it to your target and let the homo-meter do the judging but be ready for the results lols :P ($9.37) Link

Surprise your mate with a sweet appetizer before hitting the sack. Strategically paint the chocolate on your most sensitive body parts so he can munch it and fulfill his sweet craving for candycrotch lols :P Link

Turn a boring office or school day into an exciting one by wearing this strap-on vibrator. This is my personal favorite to wear while I'm sitting in my Math class or else I will bore my ass off with those f*ckng equations hehe.($15.53) Link

Wanna play rough tonight? Ride your man cowgirl style and use this bed restraint system to keep him in place. You will surely drive him crazy with your wild side and basic instincts...lols ($43.05)  (Link)

Still worried about anal fuck? Try this Crystal Jellies Anal Starter to prepare that ass for a hard pounding. Don't forget to make that buns wet to experience that full pleasure...($7.41)  (Link)

Can't get enough of the "blackberry craze"? Well check out this blackberry vibrator, it's hypo-allergenic and waterproof in case you can't help but get wet while using it. It comes in a clean, modern design that looks very cutesy and good enough to eat. lols ;) ($27.32)  (Link)

 I just can't resist this pink rocket vibrator, its very handy and pocket-sized. I will surely reach the clouds while pleasuring my clit with this lovely vibrator :P ($30.14)
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Do you love your mate's super hard cock in the morning? Spray him with wood delay spray before he even wake up lols, then just surprise him and bend over on that delicious super hard crotch while he is still dreaming hehe :P A nice new way to wake up, guaranteed!Link

Are you a fan of Dr. Marcus' big cock? Now you can experience his huge hard-on with this realistic dildo.($54.37)
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This Strawberry Lollicock will keep you busy all day! Practice your licking and sucking skills. There is always room for improvement. The diameter of this Lollicock is 1 and mounted on a heavy-duty stick. You will enjoy every inch because it tastes so good!($6.16)
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Now you can really "Light Up" the night with these Illuminating "DICKY LICKY LIGHT" Penis Candy Pops! Light illumintaes from the handle inside the candy pop. Pop one in your mouth and watch your mouth glow with excitement! Causes "Crazy Laughter" at parties,Night Clubs,raves, or any wild night adventure!($59.05)
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